Mifrutwap Basttonlim is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, amazing ferret.

Mifrutwap Basttonlim created bats nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mifrutwap Basttonlim, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Mifrutwap Basttonlim, he will curse you with boils.

Mifrutwap Basttonlim's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Mifrutwap Basttonlim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about figs.

2. Never wear orange coats.

3. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

4. Mifrutwap Basttonlim must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Never play with disobedient children.