Donrencab is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, omniscient spider.

Donrencab created the planet Venus five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Donrencab, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Donrencab, she will come to you in dreams.

Donrencab's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Donrencab's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

2. Do not trade with those who eat gooseberries.

3. Donrencab must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate bats.

5. Do not take Donrencab's name in vain.