Danstikdun is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, humane zebra.

Danstikdun created the Whirlpool Galaxy eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Danstikdun, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Danstikdun, she will turn you into a goat.

Danstikdun's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Danstikdun's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about cell theory.

2. Retreat if six tapirs approach from the south.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Danstikdun loves shrews, so they must be honoured.

5. Never think about amino acids.