Gigrencuss is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, competent rhinoceros.

Gigrencuss created the Milkyway six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gigrencuss, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Gigrencuss, he will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Gigrencuss' most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Gigrencuss' Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about gravity.

2. Feed all hungry whales.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Gigrencuss loves dolphins, so they must be respected.