Dadcemyattkemsasfomtonk is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, benevolent tortoise.

Dadcemyattkemsasfomtonk created the Sunflower Galaxy four million years ago.

If you believe in Dadcemyattkemsasfomtonk, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Dadcemyattkemsasfomtonk, she will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Dadcemyattkemsasfomtonk's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Dadcemyattkemsasfomtonk's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Run away from pink tortoises, for they are unholy.

3. Dadcemyattkemsasfomtonk loves ducks, so they must be respected.

4. You must pray to Dadcemyattkemsasfomtonk five times a day.

5. Never eat green fruit.