Fedguddin is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, merciful bat.

Fedguddin created a down quark three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fedguddin, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Fedguddin, she will think nothing of it.

Fedguddin's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Fedguddin's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Feed all hungry horses.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate grasshopers.

5. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.