Renhenzim is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, omniscient crane.

Renhenzim created time and space nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Renhenzim, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Renhenzim, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Renhenzim's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Renhenzim's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.

2. Do not shave your chest.

3. Never talk about ducks.

4. Feed all hungry seals.

5. Never wear scarves.