Dissgepcitartspagdun is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, egotistical jackal.

Dissgepcitartspagdun created the Sunflower Galaxy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dissgepcitartspagdun, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Dissgepcitartspagdun, it will turn you into a goat.

Dissgepcitartspagdun's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Dissgepcitartspagdun's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Do not trade with those who eat limes.

3. Never think about stars.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Always wear fawn.