Nartdudlen is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, intelligent penguin.

Nartdudlen created an atom eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nartdudlen, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Nartdudlen, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Nartdudlen's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Nartdudlen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Nartdudlen.

3. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

4. Put Nartdudlen first in all things.

5. Never eat peas.