Haskenshavflab is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, capable jellyfish.

Haskenshavflab created the Milkyway two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Haskenshavflab, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Haskenshavflab, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Haskenshavflab's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Haskenshavflab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Put Haskenshavflab first in all things.

3. Always treat horses with great respect.

4. Never eat corn.

5. Snails are unholy and should not be approached.