Garfatbet is a god.

She takes the form of a large, effective cat.

Garfatbet created time and space nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Garfatbet, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Garfatbet, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Garfatbet's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Garfatbet's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into violet rooms.

2. Always wear yellow.

3. Never eat carrots.

4. Always make sure there are no dogs in a room before entering it.

5. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.