Tam is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, fast mole.

Tam created the Sol system nine million years ago.

If you believe in Tam, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Tam, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Tam's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Tam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat figs.

2. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

3. Always treat sharks with great respect.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.