Capmotgof is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, idiotic hydra.

Capmotgof created a down quark five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Capmotgof, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Capmotgof, she will turn you into a giant snail.

Capmotgof's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Capmotgof's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in green rooms.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate horses.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Never go into turquoise rooms.

5. You must love Capmotgof.