Vol is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, flying squirrel.

Vol created a down quark two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vol, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Vol, it will turn you into a mole.

Vol's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Vol's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about cell theory.

2. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Never talk about planets.

5. Always help porpoises.