Flabfasbot is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, intelligent giraffe.

Flabfasbot created a down quark eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Flabfasbot, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Flabfasbot, he will manifest in front of you.

Flabfasbot's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Flabfasbot's Holy Commandments

1. Put Flabfasbot first in all things.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Do not chop down trees.