Parkflatdav is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, clever goose.

Parkflatdav created bats five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Parkflatdav, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Parkflatdav, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Parkflatdav's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Parkflatdav's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Always wear yellow.

4. Pray towards the north.

5. Do not eat cucumbers.