Tipbessbog is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, weak coyote.

Tipbessbog created the Cigar Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tipbessbog, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Tipbessbog, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Tipbessbog's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Tipbessbog's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate voles.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Dogs are unholy and should not be approached.