Flagpitrut is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, awe-inspiring donkey.

Flagpitrut created tapeworms five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flagpitrut, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Flagpitrut, he will throw large rocks at you.

Flagpitrut's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Flagpitrut's Holy Commandments

1. Flagpitrut loves geese, so they must be honoured.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Worship no other gods but Flagpitrut.

4. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

5. Never look at moons.