Fotfonquaf is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, weak skunk.

Fotfonquaf created the cosmos two million years ago.

If you believe in Fotfonquaf, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Fotfonquaf, it will turn you into a mouse.

Fotfonquaf's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Fotfonquaf's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Never think about asteroids.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Do not drink alcohol.