Bunlegvonkvon is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, competent spider.

Bunlegvonkvon created a strange quark seven million years ago.

If you believe in Bunlegvonkvon, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Bunlegvonkvon, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Bunlegvonkvon's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Bunlegvonkvon's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Never sit near dolphins.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Never think ill of sick geese.