Henfagzess is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, capable weasel.

Henfagzess created a strange quark three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Henfagzess, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Henfagzess, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Henfagzess' most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Henfagzess' Holy Commandments

1. Never eat parsnips.

2. Never talk about otters.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Henfagzess must be the most important thing in your life.