Dudnakban is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, effective monkey.

Dudnakban created the Milkyway nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Dudnakban, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Dudnakban, he will turn you into a hamster.

Dudnakban's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Dudnakban's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Never look at comets.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Never write about stars.