Catsomgofquat is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, unthinking guinea pig.

Catsomgofquat created the Whirlpool Galaxy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Catsomgofquat, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Catsomgofquat, it will jump up and down on your head.

Catsomgofquat's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Catsomgofquat's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Never eat peanuts.

4. Never paint your head gray.

5. Never look in ponds.