Flowgumfatxuckvabvonpomtetti is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, confident gorilla.

Flowgumfatxuckvabvonpomtetti created snails four years ago.

If you believe in Flowgumfatxuckvabvonpomtetti, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Flowgumfatxuckvabvonpomtetti, she will throw large rocks at you.

Flowgumfatxuckvabvonpomtetti's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Flowgumfatxuckvabvonpomtetti's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat dogs with great respect.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Never think about stars.

4. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

5. Never hurt manatees.