Camnurlhen is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, idiotic capybara.

Camnurlhen created a photon eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Camnurlhen, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Camnurlhen, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Camnurlhen's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Camnurlhen's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into green rooms.

2. Do not wear fawn clothing.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Feed all hungry ants.

5. Always obey Camnurlhen's priests.