Kenbamlit is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, moody salamander.

Kenbamlit created Europe seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kenbamlit, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Kenbamlit, it will turn you into a hamster.

Kenbamlit's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Kenbamlit's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed limes to foxes while wearing gray stockings.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Do not kill whales.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Always pray immersed in water.