Kimlambet is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, vain fairy.

Kimlambet created the Whirlpool Galaxy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Kimlambet, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Kimlambet, it will send you a sign.

Kimlambet's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Kimlambet's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Kimlambet's priests.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Never look at black holes.

5. Do not drink water in blue rooms.