Saksisdim Boggiling is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, clever unicorn.

Saksisdim Boggiling created the planet Earth eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Saksisdim Boggiling, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Saksisdim Boggiling, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Saksisdim Boggiling's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Saksisdim Boggiling's Holy Commandments

1. Saksisdim Boggiling loves dogs, so they must be respected.

2. Do not drink water in black rooms.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. You must never eat gooseberries.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.