Davsawmut Yokgepqueeg Fabgonab is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, slow cat.

Davsawmut Yokgepqueeg Fabgonab created humankind seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Davsawmut Yokgepqueeg Fabgonab, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Davsawmut Yokgepqueeg Fabgonab, she will turn you into a snail.

Davsawmut Yokgepqueeg Fabgonab's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Davsawmut Yokgepqueeg Fabgonab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Feed all hungry rats.

5. Do not listen to music.