Cimmabgar is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, unselfish zebra.

Cimmabgar created humankind two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cimmabgar, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Cimmabgar, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Cimmabgar's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Cimmabgar's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick squirrels.

2. Always help bats.

3. You must never eat nuts.

4. Never paint your hands blue.

5. Do not dye your hair magenta.