Poptalshav is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, awesome hare.

Poptalshav created matter five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Poptalshav, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Poptalshav, it will turn you into a mole.

Poptalshav's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Poptalshav's Holy Commandments

1. Erect nine lead sculptures of Poptalshav on top of important buildings.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Do not hurt monkeys.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Feed all hungry ducks.