Venranvon is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, humorless fairy.

Venranvon created the Sol system six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Venranvon, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Venranvon, he will make you grow a tail.

Venranvon's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Venranvon's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Venranvon loves swans, so they must be honoured.

4. Do not speak about garlic.

5. Always take life seriously.