Dumbugbad is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, two-faced goat.

Dumbugbad created the cosmos five million years ago.

If you believe in Dumbugbad, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Dumbugbad, she will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Dumbugbad's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Dumbugbad's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Always make sure there are no tapirs in a building before entering it.

5. Never think about the strong nuclear force.