Gombastjad is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, witty turtle.

Gombastjad created tapeworms three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gombastjad, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Gombastjad, it will ignore you.

Gombastjad's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Gombastjad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt nematodes.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

4. Never sing in the presence of foxes.

5. Never look at planets.