Fabontpak is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, wise pigeon.

Fabontpak created the solar system six million years ago.

If you believe in Fabontpak, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Fabontpak, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Fabontpak's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Fabontpak's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Fabontpak three times a day.

2. Run away from orange rats, for they are unholy.

3. Do not eat coconuts.

4. Never go into white rooms.

5. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.