Kikxucflis is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, self-confident tortoise.

Kikxucflis created the Tadpole Galaxy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Kikxucflis, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Kikxucflis, it will be mildly annoyed.

Kikxucflis' most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Kikxucflis' Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Always wear violet.

4. Put Kikxucflis first in all things.

5. Never hurt birds.