Vinxinhit is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, effective bear.

Vinxinhit created the Small Magellanic Cloud nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vinxinhit, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Vinxinhit, he will destroy your home planet.

Vinxinhit's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Vinxinhit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Erect five gold sculptures of Vinxinhit on top of important buildings.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Do not jump in public.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.