Bun is a god.

It takes the form of a large, loving snake.

Bun created humanity two years ago.

If you believe in Bun, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Bun, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Bun's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Bun's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no hamsters in a room before entering it.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

4. Never hurt otters.

5. Never eat green fruit.