Stig is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, idiotic owl.

Stig created gold eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Stig, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Stig, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Stig's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Stig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about gooseberries.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Feed all hungry snakes.

4. You must pray to Stig six times a day.

5. Never paint your legs green.