Buddobman is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, wise faun.

Buddobman created light seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Buddobman, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Buddobman, he will be very unhappy.

Buddobman's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Buddobman's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into white rooms.

2. Never look at asteroids.

3. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

4. Buddobman loves rats, so they must be honoured.

5. Never think about cell theory.