Rowflagcib is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, sapient frog.

Rowflagcib created matter two years ago.

If you believe in Rowflagcib, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Rowflagcib, it will turn you into a slug.

Rowflagcib's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Rowflagcib's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your feet fawn.

2. Do not trade with those who eat beans.

3. Hide from brown otters for they are unholy.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. You must never eat aubergines.