Hudhotpib is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, calm shrew.

Hudhotpib created the Sol system two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hudhotpib, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Hudhotpib, it will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Hudhotpib's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Hudhotpib's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Fast once a month.

4. You must never eat melons.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.
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