Vaddagtit is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, capable scorpion.

Vaddagtit created water three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vaddagtit, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Vaddagtit, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Vaddagtit's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Vaddagtit's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear shirts.

2. Do not sing in public.

3. You must love Vaddagtit.

4. Never think about stars.

5. Never play with disobedient children.