Fubjamnur is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, deceitful jellyfish.

Fubjamnur created Mount Everest three billion years ago.

If you believe in Fubjamnur, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Fubjamnur, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Fubjamnur's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Fubjamnur's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into white rooms.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate ants.

3. Worship no other gods but Fubjamnur.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate cats.