Cuncednur is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, sage jackal.

Cuncednur created the Small Magellanic Cloud seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cuncednur, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Cuncednur, he will remove you from existence.

Cuncednur's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Cuncednur's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Cuncednur five times a day.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Worship no other gods but Cuncednur.

4. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

5. Always make sure there are no rats in a building before entering it.