Yomgovlistzam is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, staggering wolf.

Yomgovlistzam created matter eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yomgovlistzam, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Yomgovlistzam, he will try to impress you with trees.

Yomgovlistzam's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Yomgovlistzam's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Always help ants in need.

3. Do not shave your chest.

4. Never write about stars.

5. Always make sure there are no bats in a building before entering it.