Sanneggessdap is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, self-confident lizard.

Sanneggessdap created humanity seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sanneggessdap, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Sanneggessdap, it will turn you into a sheep.

Sanneggessdap's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Sanneggessdap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. You must never eat lentils.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Do not wear orange clothing.