Cinkarrag is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, unfair wyvern.

Cinkarrag created an up quark three billion years ago.

If you believe in Cinkarrag, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Cinkarrag, she will send four elephants to rub you out.

Cinkarrag's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Cinkarrag's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear white.

2. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of silicon.

4. Never run in the presence of badgers.

5. Always help frogs in need.