Sanvonpon Maprulsom is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, charitable dragonfly.

Sanvonpon Maprulsom created the planet Saturn five billion years ago.

If you believe in Sanvonpon Maprulsom, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Sanvonpon Maprulsom, it will turn you into an amoeba.

Sanvonpon Maprulsom's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Sanvonpon Maprulsom's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from red seals for they are unholy.

2. Sanvonpon Maprulsom must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Never sing near grasshopers.

4. Do not dye your hair yellow.

5. Never feed coconuts to otters while wearing mauve rings.