Lidditjopmutnarlfemmadtun is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, witless hippopotamus.

Lidditjopmutnarlfemmadtun created the solar system seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Lidditjopmutnarlfemmadtun, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Lidditjopmutnarlfemmadtun, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Lidditjopmutnarlfemmadtun's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Lidditjopmutnarlfemmadtun's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Lidditjopmutnarlfemmadtun.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Lidditjopmutnarlfemmadtun.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.